I hate mobile tumblr but don’t have a laptop so. Fuck it all.
yesterday this creepy ass guy came into work and i was picking stuff up from the floor and he was like “hey you look sleepy” and i was like “haha no i’m just hot” and he was like “yeah it’s really hot here, do you know where’s much cooler?” and i was like i don’t care but ok and he was like “i just bought a house on the beach” and i literally
"and i live right next to a five star restaurant"
"and i have two balconies"
"it costs an extra 140 a week but it’s worth it"